If your pubes are longer than your dick, I want you on my blog.

If your pubes are longer than your dick, I want you on my blog.

theehorsepussy:

i once “dated” a macrophiliac and I would pretend to be a giant and chase him around the house trying to stomp on him. I would recite a long scenario about how tiny he was and how big i am and debase him while he sucked me off for hours.  I would eventually stomp on his face real hard to make him cum.  That was kind of fun but then he would want to watch some disney or hobbit movies or stupid shit like that.

theehorsepussy:

i once “dated” a macrophiliac and I would pretend to be a giant and chase him around the house trying to stomp on him. I would recite a long scenario about how tiny he was and how big i am and debase him while he sucked me off for hours.  I would eventually stomp on his face real hard to make him cum.  That was kind of fun but then he would want to watch some disney or hobbit movies or stupid shit like that.

♥♥come and get me♥♥

♥♥come and get me♥♥

I’ve never seen a penis so small it actually goes backwards. I want to tear it out and slap it between my teeth.

I’ve never seen a penis so small it actually goes backwards. I want to tear it out and slap it between my teeth.

Penis or retarded nipple? Winner gets a prize!

Penis or retarded nipple? Winner gets a prize!

This is a penis blog

A penis blog about small penises.

For jazzy.

I want to cut off your spandex and sink my claws into your back.

I want to cut off your spandex and sink my claws into your back.